Mumblings of an incoherent mind...
Monday, March 20, 2006
hehe..i just had to put this up..extremely true!!! btw i'm not obnoxious enough to generate this myself :p (make sure u've not had ur dinner yet in case u puke everything out)
1. i was right all along! i am the centre of the universe...orde kosmos!...the 4000 satelites are the 4000 planets taht orbit me!
2.yup..definite mammal...sea mammal...water mammal...as long as it's not mamaries :p
3.all hail Kelvin!!!...IT TAKES A LOBSTER 7 years....he's fast...Kelvin hasn't grown into Kelvin yet even after 22 years :p
4. yea...dun ever talk with KELVIN in your mouth....but in Japan, Kelvin fits in real well with his slitty eyes :p wat to do..mata sepet
5. 336 dimples on kelvin....hmm...a golf ball has 330 dimples..does that make kelvin a golf ball? btw i heard ppl say dimplese are cute...so Kelvin epitomises Cuteness!!!
6. wahahaha...totally it..Alpha Primus...Numero Uno! THat's Me!!!
7. Kelvin's head weighs more and thus end up on the bottom.....head on the bottom...hmm...
8. woohoo!! errm..dun try this though...but i've heard a cockroach can do the same for a day :p hahaha.....beware...decapitate me..and i'll haunt u...for the next 20 seconds..haha..lynn : still hearing howling outside ur window?
9. Go NZ!!! Go wEllington auckland rotorua sitiawan..err..oops :p
10. tHis..i have totally no comment to....
hehe totally cool man!
wah i couldn't help myself..so i did it again
check it out dudes!
¶ 6:02 PM 4 Comments
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kelvin!
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting kelvin!
- Kelvin is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be kelvin!
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with kelvin in your mouth!
- There are 336 dimples on kelvin!
- The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes kelvin.
- If you toss kelvin 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
- Kelvin can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow kelvin to vote.
- Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of kelvin every year.
2.yup..definite mammal...sea mammal...water mammal...as long as it's not mamaries :p
3.all hail Kelvin!!!...IT TAKES A LOBSTER 7 years....he's fast...Kelvin hasn't grown into Kelvin yet even after 22 years :p
4. yea...dun ever talk with KELVIN in your mouth....but in Japan, Kelvin fits in real well with his slitty eyes :p wat to do..mata sepet
5. 336 dimples on kelvin....hmm...a golf ball has 330 dimples..does that make kelvin a golf ball? btw i heard ppl say dimplese are cute...so Kelvin epitomises Cuteness!!!
6. wahahaha...totally it..Alpha Primus...Numero Uno! THat's Me!!!
7. Kelvin's head weighs more and thus end up on the bottom.....head on the bottom...hmm...
8. woohoo!! errm..dun try this though...but i've heard a cockroach can do the same for a day :p hahaha.....beware...decapitate me..and i'll haunt u...for the next 20 seconds..haha..lynn : still hearing howling outside ur window?
9. Go NZ!!! Go wEllington auckland rotorua sitiawan..err..oops :p
10. tHis..i have totally no comment to....
hehe totally cool man!
wah i couldn't help myself..so i did it again
check it out dudes!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kelvin lim!
- Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that kelvin lim is near.
- Donald Duck's middle name is kelvin lim.
- Devoid of his cells and proteins, kelvin lim has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
- Scientists believe that kelvin lim began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
- During World War II, Americans tried to train kelvin lim to drop bombs!
- It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at kelvin lim.
- It is bad luck to walk under kelvin lim.
- Baskin Robbins once made kelvin lim flavoured ice cream!
- In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, kelvin lim is the victim!
- Kelvin lim is the largest of Saturn's moons!
